- "Bowling is the perfect sport for knitters because you can knit between turns and there is beer."
- "You had me at knitting & beer." (Editor's note: Notice a theme here?)
- "Kiss my sticks" (Response back to the Editor.)
- "I use DPNs a lot- multiple needles confuse the muggles"
- "Knittin’ NINJAAAAAA!"
- "“No. I won’t stab you with these pointy sticks, because the yarn ON these pointy sticks is worth more to me than your life. I don’t feel like getting blood all over my (insert project here) that I have spent hours on. So you are safe. For now. Until I bind off…”
Knitters are fun.